the devil lives in florida

[wickedflea]

According to witnesses, they indicated he was manhandling Scooby.

Central Florida Man Drinks Soda Contaminated With Urine

How exactly does one tell the difference between Mountain Dew and urine, anyway?

Comments

[cierrablue.livejournal.com]

Actually, the devil lives in the White House part time and in Texas the rest of the time. But his brother lives in Florida. You were close!

[faerieface.livejournal.com]

i've always referred to Mountain Dew as 'mountain piss'...so don't ask me. ;)

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

I wonder if anyone has ever tried to fool a drug test by using flat Mountain Dew? Hee. They should really change the color of MD.

[sarcasmosis.livejournal.com]

urine is sterile, and thus much safer than mountain dew. that's the difference.