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[wickedflea]

A minute ago I was typing that my brains were fuct this morning, and I typed "braisins." WTF? That was right after I spilled hot coffee all up over the insides of my legses. That's actually normal, though. I should not be allowed to have coffee unless it's in a sippycup or somesing.

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[lemmons.livejournal.com]

Can't wait to hear what lunch brings. Ketchup in the crotch perhaps?

[cierrablue.livejournal.com]

Hey, with catchy phrases like that, you could be President!

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims, "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands, visibly shaken.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Or frippin' in the krotz. ;)

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Let's see...brains shrunk to the size of raisins?