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[wickedflea]

band name of the night:

The Left-Handed Buttwipes

thank you lemmons

Comments

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaand what's wrong with southpaw cleanliness? :snorts:

[lemmons.livejournal.com]

You are not right! You did this while on the phone so I had no way of knowing...so.not.appropriate.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Absotively nothin'! We righties just can't manage it, though. :P

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

RONG I were doing it while you were playing Emma on the telamaphone! That's what you get for hanging up on me. ;)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

That is, Jane Austen's Emma, not Autumn Astrid's Emmerline.

[tupelo.livejournal.com]

Islamic version of the Mentors, maybe?

[lemmons.livejournal.com]

I didn't hang up on you! You have me confused with Heller who hung up on me last night with a dramatic yet exasperated sigh. It's all your fault that I can't stand up without pain today or wipe myself in my proper left handed fashion!

And what's the deal with the frisbee girl. You'd think he'd have told me about the other girl while I was trying to set him up with insecure gal. Seriously!

[lemmons.livejournal.com]

Why don't you just give em my social security number too while you're at it. I can give you my daughters to post for everyone to see too if you'd like. :P

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

The world needs this!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Naw--I know if I posted that, you'd post my mama's telephone number.

I'll have you know that it's so rare that I spell "telephone" like it should be that I DIDN'T REMEMBER HOW TO SPELL IT just now. I typed "telophone" at first and kept thinking there was something wrong, but I couldn't put my finger on it.

[lemmons.livejournal.com]

GRENERD!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

How should I know what was going through his head? He's YOUR bitch boy. :P