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[wickedflea]

Do you think lava lamps and buttplugs are made at the same factory?

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[ginamoog.livejournal.com]

oh boy.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

What??? They're the same shape. I can't help it if I saw a mini lava lamp on someone's desk the other day and thought: "Yep, buttplug. Freak." It's been bothering me ever since.

[ginamoog.livejournal.com]

strange minds think alike.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

HAHA I knew it.

[tupelo.livejournal.com]

My husband works at Lowe's and says people shoplift the mini-ones all the time. Word from the girls on staff is that they make lovely self-warming toys.

[m-fallenangel.livejournal.com]

DUDE! I was in the convenience store the other day and they had the mini lava lamps (about 8" tall) on sale on the counter. My first thought was, "Well THAT would be easy for someone to use in ways beyond the original spec."

I fear it when we think alike, Flea.

[albert71292.livejournal.com]

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

WHOA! I had no idea. But now I know what to get some people for Christmas!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

HAHA, that's definitely not a good sign for you. ;)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

ACK!!! I wonder if those sick bastards are putting those things in the Happy Meals . . .

[m-fallenangel.livejournal.com]

Remember, one of my past jobs was writing the web catalog copy for a chain of adult shops...