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Do you think lava lamps and buttplugs are made at the same factory?

Date: 2005-12-08 02:30 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-12-08 02:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
What??? They're the same shape. I can't help it if I saw a mini lava lamp on someone's desk the other day and thought: "Yep, buttplug. Freak." It's been bothering me ever since.

Date: 2005-12-08 02:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ginamoog.livejournal.com
strange minds think alike.

Date: 2005-12-08 02:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
HAHA I knew it.

Date: 2005-12-08 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tupelo.livejournal.com
My husband works at Lowe's and says people shoplift the mini-ones all the time. Word from the girls on staff is that they make lovely self-warming toys.

Date: 2005-12-08 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] m-fallenangel.livejournal.com
DUDE! I was in the convenience store the other day and they had the mini lava lamps (about 8" tall) on sale on the counter. My first thought was, "Well THAT would be easy for someone to use in ways beyond the original spec."

I fear it when we think alike, Flea.

Date: 2005-12-08 06:31 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-12-08 07:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
WHOA! I had no idea. But now I know what to get some people for Christmas!

Date: 2005-12-08 07:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
HAHA, that's definitely not a good sign for you. ;)

Date: 2005-12-08 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
ACK!!! I wonder if those sick bastards are putting those things in the Happy Meals . . .

Date: 2005-12-08 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] m-fallenangel.livejournal.com
Remember, one of my past jobs was writing the web catalog copy for a chain of adult shops...
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