wickedflea | (no subject)

Oh yeah, tonight I also got to engage in one of my favorite activities -- fucking with phone-company drones. Some poor woman called me tonight and was having such major difficulty in reading her spiel that I had to let her go on just so I could revel in her staggering ineptitude. When she finally asked me who my current long-distance provider was and I replied "the mafia," she took a good fifteen seconds to page through potential answers before finally giving me the inevitable "If you ha-ha-have any qu-qu-questions about ATTTT&T, p-p-please call . . ." The poor dear.