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May. 10th, 2006 10:44 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wickedfleaI CAN SMELL THE WOMAN DOWNSTAIRS FROM UP HERE ON THE BALCONY. Whatever fragrance she's wearing, that is--not her natural she-musk, thank dog. But still, it smells like she spent the morning wallering in the floor at a Patchouli Hut. PEOPLE WHO WEAR OVERPOWERING FRAGRANCES ARE A STENCH IN THE NOSTRILS OF GOD.
They're having the carpet replaced in here. We're finally getting rid of this horrid orange, and it's after I'm leaving. I wonder if I should take offense at that. Oh well. The new color is going to be Motley Brown. Didn't I used to be in a band with that dude?
I'm thinking about trading in for a pickup truck when I move back south. Yes, I want to do the whole down-home schtick up to the hilt. I might even put a gun rack in it. Naw, really I've missed my trusty old red truck ever since I got my Protege in '99. I mean, I've loved my car, and it's been wonderful to have a ride with a/c and a working stereo, but somehow I really liked having a truck. Yap, I'mma git me a good pickup and find me a woman to ride shotgun and hold my spit cup, and I'll be on like a pot of neckbones. And I'm gonna ride around listening to Black Sabbath and I'm gonna LIKE it.
Oh man. This is not a joke. When I clicked on the "Stones deny Richards suffered brain damage" link and saw the "continues to improve" part of the deck below, I thought for a split second it said something like "impossible to prove." Like, really, how would you KNOW? Would he start talking coherently and walking upright?
I know, that's terrible, and I'm going to rot in hell along with all the fun people.
They're having the carpet replaced in here. We're finally getting rid of this horrid orange, and it's after I'm leaving. I wonder if I should take offense at that. Oh well. The new color is going to be Motley Brown. Didn't I used to be in a band with that dude?
I'm thinking about trading in for a pickup truck when I move back south. Yes, I want to do the whole down-home schtick up to the hilt. I might even put a gun rack in it. Naw, really I've missed my trusty old red truck ever since I got my Protege in '99. I mean, I've loved my car, and it's been wonderful to have a ride with a/c and a working stereo, but somehow I really liked having a truck. Yap, I'mma git me a good pickup and find me a woman to ride shotgun and hold my spit cup, and I'll be on like a pot of neckbones. And I'm gonna ride around listening to Black Sabbath and I'm gonna LIKE it.
Oh man. This is not a joke. When I clicked on the "Stones deny Richards suffered brain damage" link and saw the "continues to improve" part of the deck below, I thought for a split second it said something like "impossible to prove." Like, really, how would you KNOW? Would he start talking coherently and walking upright?
I know, that's terrible, and I'm going to rot in hell along with all the fun people.
