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[wickedflea]

My grandmother's doctor is still after my mom. This week he gave her a Chick tract and asked her if she'd been reading Luke like she promised. (She hadn't promised any such thing.) I'm sending her the Chick collage to give him. If she won't do it, I will when I get down there, by god.

edit: HAHAHAHAHA, she says:

You have GOT to be shittin' me. Those things are scary enough one at a time, but OMG. Where did you get all of it--online?
Apparently, I handed the one Howell gave me to Mother because she came up with it when I asked her about it. Maybe it's not the same thing, because it's just a foldout leaflet, and there's no publication info anywhere. But the artwork looks very similar. It's called "A New Life for You."

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[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Oh, the sweet delicate femininity of motherhood...

I am so glad yours is cool.

[laurel714.livejournal.com]

My husband keeps bringing home leaflets that people leave under the wiper blade of our car when he's at work. Today's was a little 1" x 2" booklet that has a smiley face and "Smile - Jesus Loves You!" on the cover. Holy hells.

[ozmaofoz.livejournal.com]

You Honky Devil!!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

The Moose and his "snakes" are the worst!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Oh, man! I got one like that the other day for Christian Debt Consolidation. o.O

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I was definitely blessed with a goodun.

[laurel714.livejournal.com]

This was for Bible studies by mail - from TN - created by a company based in TX. How they ended up in podunk, NY is beyond me.

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

Jack Chick makes me want to break every vow ever written. YOU AINT HELPIN ME NONE JACK THATS A FACT.

[(Anonymous)]

I used to get a lot of random tracts when I was waiting tables. The people figure that a tract + 85 cents = better than the 5 bucks min they should have tipped. Cheapness does not go well with evangelism, I don't think. "Join us at the Meadowview Baptist Church!" What for? Weekly cracker and water dinner on the green?

I have a collection of tracts that I saved (<- pun?). I save any one I get. When I am ordained I will make an assemblage and frame it up for my office wall so that all my parishioners can feel confident that I know full well the pitfalls of SATAN.