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[wickedflea]

I dreamed that I was driving through New Haven with some dude, and he said that thing about how you should never see sausage or laws being made. I said yeah and chuckled, and wouldn't you know it, it wasn't two minutes before we passed a sausage factory and saw some dude walking out with a whole stack of these huge, bloody pigskins on his back. GRACK.

Now that I think of it, New Haven does have an awful lot of sausage factories, so it makes sense that the dream would be set there.

I'm picking up my cat from the humane society today! He's black, with a little bit of white on his neck. He's called Sammy right now, but I think I'm going to call him Lonzie. Lonziliman for long. Lonziliman J. Heller. I'm not sure what the "J" is for yet.

Apple sent me a new keyboard for this blasted Mac, and it's still repeating characters. I will cill a muphugga in the face. C I L L

Comments

[blackhellkat.livejournal.com]

Um howabut Joaquin? But you could pronounce it Joe-Queen!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

HE'S NOT GAY OMGZ

. . . not that there's anything wrong with that.

[about-a-blonde.livejournal.com]

awww I love that you're a cat person!!

how old is he?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I think he's 14 mos. Yep, it's been a long time since I had a cat (landlords in CT are douchebags), but I'm really glad to be able to have one again. =)

[about-a-blonde.livejournal.com]

awwwww!!
I think guys that love babies and cats are chick magents. srsly.

I can't wait to see pictures!!!

[jdawgspi.livejournal.com]

Lonziliman J. Heller is an excellent name for a cat.
Either that or Hercules.

Post kitty pics when you get him!

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

YAY FOR KITTY!!!!!
I wanna see pics as soooooon as possible!
WHEEE!

[cultofheather.livejournal.com]

Congrats on the cat! :) Ours are sooo very weird...each with a distinctive (and weird) personality. Couldn't imagine life without them.

And I love the name. But then, my cats are Igby, Ares, MacGuyver, and Gaia. LOL.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Sausage factory? How much do you bet there's a gay bar with that name somewhere? ;)

Speaking of Eddie Murphy, they had an old SNL episode where Eddie (as Hakim) was interviewing Ron Howard. He kept calling him "Opie Cunningham" and even tried to shave off Ron's mustache! Hee.

[mellancholie.livejournal.com]

obviously your cat will need a myspace account. he should me friends with scrappy. scrappy can be found by searching email on myspace for houseofscrappy@aol.com.
i am also on myspace but not nearly as exciting.
thank you and enjoy the show.

[glenda.livejournal.com]

That's a weird ass dream. Wonder what it means? I'd take a stab at it but I'm scared.

Please post kitty pics. Thanks.