scottowels for the soul

[wickedflea]

Man, I woke up from a scrange dream. I was walking through New Haven, and I had a confrontation on a street corner with some weird old white dude. We were calling each other all kinds of rude shit, and I ended up pulling out some electric hair clippers and screaming at him that I'd shave his goddamn head.

After scaring the old coot away, I continued on to my intended destination--a CHURCH. I had a wet paper towel, and I had the idea that i was supposed to go in and perform some sort of rite with it--but I had no idea what. And of course, when I got inside, there was a freaking wedding going on. And there I was amongst a whole bunch of folks I didn't even know, wondering what the fuck I was supposed to do with the wet paper towel.

Comments

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Flea, this sounds like something that would really happen to you.

Did you know your life was that surreal?

Maybe it was a Papal towel :-p

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

I agree with the above poster...really sounds like your real life to me!
hee.

[opened---once.livejournal.com]

You should've tossed it up and made it stick to the ceiling, although I'm not sure if that only works with TP.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I think it might have been a Robert Tilton prayer towel!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Freal yo! I might go out shaving old white men's domes this very afternoon!

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHHAHAH!

I'd pay to see you do that!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! If I'd had any sense, I would have clocked the old man on the street corner with it.

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Will somebody please explain to me this prayer towel/napkin/handkerchief/cloth thing. Some woman came and pinned one to Mom that she had mailed off for. Is it for mopping up holy water? Is it for staunching the blood when you are slain by the spirit?

What is the *ring* for???

He looks like he is fixing to give a rim job to a donkey, or something.

[liminal-space.livejournal.com]

Obviously, you had a contact high going on from Lonzie's scratching...and sniffing.

o.O

[glenda.livejournal.com]

I love that man! I want a prayer towel!