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I want this Borat movie to come out NOW, dammit. There's a screening in Toronto tonight, and for perhaps the first time ever, I am jealous of Canadians.

I forgot to tell y'all the quote of the weekend. My grandmother, to my aunt just after I'd left the living room: "That cat of Chris's is so black . . . but it's got a white butthole!"

I think she was talking about his bush, actually.

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

I imagine that K'Fed is described in a similar fashion. Heh.

LOLOL! I can just hear Britney telling her mom that. "That husband of mine . . ."

Lonzie's a better rapper than Mr. Spears, though.

Just about anyone is a better rapper than Mr Spears.

My indigestion is better than K'Fed!
Does K'Fed have a weave? In some pictures it looks like he does!

I think he does! They grafted the hair off his popozao and put it on his dome.

HAHAHAH!

Yeah. I bet his gets his bling all tangled up in his weave too. What a turd.

That crazy Lonzie and his white butthole! Or his white bush, whichever.

It sounds like a Japanese game show! CRAZY LONZIE AND HIS WHITE BUTTHOLE

The Happy Time Super Family Wish Show!

Brought to you by the Osaka Orangeade Concern...

"It burns! It burns!"
"It is loaded with wasabi!"

;)

Seriously, it's unfair that it's coming out so late here. Maybe I'll be able to find a private screening somewhere...doubt it though. :(

I know! You may have a shot in the city, but I'm afraid I'm stuck until Nov. 3. (And it BETTER show here. Somebody will PAY if it doesn't.)

canadians rule! i'm jealous of them for many, many reasons.

Let's move on up thar!

they got crullers, fries with cheese and gravy, and totally superior candy! why do we not live there yet?

i swear, the word "butthole" is tragically under-used, especially by grandmothers.

Well, mine is leading the charge!

My grandmother, I mean. Not my butthole.

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