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I want this Borat movie to come out NOW, dammit. There's a screening in Toronto tonight, and for perhaps the first time ever, I am jealous of Canadians.

I forgot to tell y'all the quote of the weekend. My grandmother, to my aunt just after I'd left the living room: "That cat of Chris's is so black . . . but it's got a white butthole!"

I think she was talking about his bush, actually.

Date: 2006-09-07 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lulu-girl.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

I imagine that K'Fed is described in a similar fashion. Heh.

Date: 2006-09-07 08:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
LOLOL! I can just hear Britney telling her mom that. "That husband of mine . . ."

Lonzie's a better rapper than Mr. Spears, though.

Date: 2006-09-07 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lulu-girl.livejournal.com
Just about anyone is a better rapper than Mr Spears.

My indigestion is better than K'Fed!
Does K'Fed have a weave? In some pictures it looks like he does!

Date: 2006-09-07 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] liminal-space.livejournal.com
That crazy Lonzie and his white butthole! Or his white bush, whichever.

Date: 2006-09-07 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
I think he does! They grafted the hair off his popozao and put it on his dome.

Date: 2006-09-07 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lulu-girl.livejournal.com
HAHAHAH!

Yeah. I bet his gets his bling all tangled up in his weave too. What a turd.

Date: 2006-09-07 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
It sounds like a Japanese game show! CRAZY LONZIE AND HIS WHITE BUTTHOLE

Date: 2006-09-07 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com
The Happy Time Super Family Wish Show!

Brought to you by the Osaka Orangeade Concern...

"It burns! It burns!"
"It is loaded with wasabi!"

;)

Date: 2006-09-07 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] opened---once.livejournal.com
Seriously, it's unfair that it's coming out so late here. Maybe I'll be able to find a private screening somewhere...doubt it though. :(

Date: 2006-09-07 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 4hour-ramona.livejournal.com
canadians rule! i'm jealous of them for many, many reasons.

Date: 2006-09-08 05:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lastcallforcorn.livejournal.com
i swear, the word "butthole" is tragically under-used, especially by grandmothers.

Date: 2006-09-08 01:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Well, mine is leading the charge!

My grandmother, I mean. Not my butthole.

Date: 2006-09-08 01:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
I know! You may have a shot in the city, but I'm afraid I'm stuck until Nov. 3. (And it BETTER show here. Somebody will PAY if it doesn't.)

Date: 2006-09-08 01:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Let's move on up thar!

Date: 2006-09-08 05:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 4hour-ramona.livejournal.com
they got crullers, fries with cheese and gravy, and totally superior candy! why do we not live there yet?
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