I can't believe I'm about to quote you to, well, you, but this is so wonderful I just piddled.
"What I really like to do is dose up on ecstasy and just flex and flex and flex for hours on end until I am completely insane with adrenalin and I have to go out back and dominate my pet boar as my decrepit elderly wife watches and drips with glee like the schoolgirl she is."
HAHAHA! Would you believe I was stone-cold SOBER the whole time that was going on? I did most of it when I doing work-study in college, and I started out by telling the secretaries at work what all was happening. It didn't take long before I had to stop giving them updates. They'd have never been able to handle it!
Who needs drugs or booze with an imagination like yours?? I'm surprised damn dirty hippies aren't chasing after you to lick your brain, in the hopes of absorbing your coolness.
(I almost wrote 'lick your head' until I realized DIRTY GAH and who wants that from damn dirty hippies?)
I need to be locked in a cage, methinks. A cage AWAY from the internet.
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wickedflea) wrote2006-09-07 03:57 pm
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I'm bored and decided to be sneaky like and look at your webpage...and I've rediscovered Vlad! Maybe Vlad is trying to get you!
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"What I really like to do is dose up on ecstasy and just flex and flex and flex for hours on end until I am completely insane with adrenalin and I have to go out back and dominate my pet boar as my decrepit elderly wife watches and drips with glee like the schoolgirl she is."
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(I almost wrote 'lick your head' until I realized DIRTY GAH and who wants that from damn dirty hippies?)
I need to be locked in a cage, methinks. A cage AWAY from the internet.
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*applause*
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