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Sep. 11th, 2006 04:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wickedfleaOh my god, I have a new favorite site: Small Town Misfit: A selection of police blots from small-town papers
A selection:
I've always enjoyed reading those things. I should submit that one about the mechanical arm.
A selection:
Waynesboro, GA
Police responded to a report that a 50-year-old man hit his 46-year-old sister with a dead raccoon at their home on Hillhouse Street last Friday.
The woman told police the altercation began when she accused her brother of letting someone use her outside water spigot.
She said her brother began cursing and yelling at her, saying he did let someone use her water. He then struck her in the face with a dead raccoon he had been cleaning.
The man told police he did throw the raccoon at his sister, but only after she hit him with her phone.
Police noted the brother could not give a written statement at the time because he was intoxicated.
The man retrieved his property from the residence and left without incident. Officers advised him not to return.
I've always enjoyed reading those things. I should submit that one about the mechanical arm.
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Date: 2006-09-11 10:01 pm (UTC)awesome. completely wonderful.
my only real question, actually, is why did he have a dead racoon, and why was it so readily accessible?
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Date: 2006-09-11 10:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-11 10:07 pm (UTC)maybe I should back down south and git me a mans.
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Date: 2006-09-11 10:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-11 10:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-11 10:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-11 10:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-11 10:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-11 10:43 pm (UTC)and close with kin. you know, in that "special" way.
and, ewwwww.
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Date: 2006-09-11 11:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-12 02:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-12 06:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-12 09:48 am (UTC)Not a small town, but still, what the hell? 15 guys to get one phone? Bit extreme?
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Date: 2006-09-12 10:06 am (UTC)Del Ray Beach, FL
A woman called police from the 1500 block of South Federal Highway to report that while she was in a grocery store she was approached by two men. The men asked her for directions, then she gave them the directions and they left. When she was outside loading her vehicle with groceries, the same men approached her again.
One of the men sat in her car and demanded she give them a ride. When the victim refused, she went inside a nearby bank to cash a check. When she came back outside, the men were waiting for her.
The men took a blue bandana and rubbed it on her face and shoulders. The victim told police it must have been some kind of voodoo, because she got into the car and took a ride with them. They used no force. They asked her to go inside the bank and withdraw $2,000. The victim did and when she came back outside she gave it to the men. When she “came to her senses and was released from the spell,” she called police
From the "Just Plain Creepy" section of the site.
w...t...food?
Date: 2006-09-25 07:14 pm (UTC)