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[wickedflea]

Ugh. I was just in a meeting and my stomach made one of those oioioioioioioioioi noises. And I hate that. You always have to sit there and shift around in your chair and cough and stuff.

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You got yerself a skinhead stomach

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

What's funny is I just heard that sound in my head. It's universal, mang!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Hey, at least you didn't poot. ;)

[taffetaroses.livejournal.com]

i HATE it when that happens! it always sounds like you've just eaten something alive and it's still trying to get out.

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

True Fact: My stomach did that exact thing this morning at work and I was so bored and lonely I pretended it was an alien being and talked back to it.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

HAHAHHAHA!

sorry to laugh, but "oioioioioioioioioi noises" is kinda cute, at least in print.

when I'm in meetings, I seem to manage to drap the heel of my boot on something so it sounds like I pooted.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

oops. meant DRAG not drap. whatever the hell a 'drap' is. like slang for drapery, if you're in Martha Stewart's gang. I'll shut up now.

[dichotomous.livejournal.com]

FUCKING HOT

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

LOL... it's called borborygmi. Isn't that a great word? It sounds like the cannibalistic native people of some remote island.

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

So, the next time it happens, just pat your stomach and say avuncularly, "Please excuse my borborygmi."

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Not this time, anyway!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I know! Foul demons in my innards!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

That's hot.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

You know you be tryin'a burke people with that boot!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwyeah! ;)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

You think that word is onomatopoeic? Cuz I'm pretty sure some of the noises I made yesterday actually sounded like "borborygmi."

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

I imagine it is!

[m-fallenangel.livejournal.com]

I call that the "I just ate a bear" noise. I then think to myself, "I really need a name for the 'Now I'm gonna shit a bear' noise."

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

I thought so.