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[wickedflea]

This laser printer reeks of ass every time I print something. It makes me ill.

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[buscemi.livejournal.com]

If that were a copier, I could understand...but a printer? Hm.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's something to do with the toner. It's senseless.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Maybe they sent out the toner cartridge to be "refilled". ;)

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Did you ever hear that DJ Shadow song where they sample some goofy guy? He's saying something like, "All them ladies got ass. And they have eyes like Jolly Ranchers."

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

HAHAHHAH

If it were a photocopier, I'd think that someone photocopied their fanny during a work party or something.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I think I know that dude! :D Never heard that one, though.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hehe! It's actually too chemical to be organic. It's more like a ROBOT xeroxed its ass.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

That's really...gross.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

I forget the title, but it's on Endtroducing.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it. And my boss is all the time printing stuff to my printer because his doesn't print graphics or something. I'm gonna set it on fire.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

It's like Ghost in the Machine...only a skanky ho ghost without bathing skillz.

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Slap a Stick Up on that thing, yo.

[here2bsilly.livejournal.com]

where in the world do you work?

go around checking for co-workers with black marks on their thighs.

[rottensick.livejournal.com]

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No matter what happens, we will always have Black Weiner Road.

(in Savannah, GA)

i command you

[dorkontheloose.livejournal.com]

you MUST have THIS

Re: i command you

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

holy CRAP I want that!!!!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Oh my GOD. I may have to take a road trip just to see that!

Re: i command you

[dorkontheloose.livejournal.com]

if it wasnt so freaking expensive id totally get it for you.......not that YOU arent worth it.....but im still basically unemployed