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[wickedflea]

So I was riding to work on some thing that was supposed to be a scooter, like maybe one o' them Segway contraptions--but it looked more like my upright vacuum cleaner, and in fact it was powered by an extension cord running all the way back to my house. Well, I was running late, and sure enough I got in amongst a bunch of kids on their way to school. They were walking all over the road, and I couldn't get through. So I was at almost a standstill when some joker pushed me in the back, I stepped off, and the goddamn vacuum scooter went flying off into the mud on the side of the road. I turned around and said to the guy behind me, "Hey, you almost pushed me into that little girl!" Dude scowled at me and said, "Oh, I did, huh?" And then I was all, "Um, well, one of you guys back there."

So then he started talking about how he liked my scooter because it was like one he used to have. Next thing I knew, he had a switchblade to my ear and was asking me if he could have the scooter. I wasn't too keen on having my ear sliced, so I told him to take the thing. I wasn't too crushed about the loss of the scooter, but I was angry that he was going to be running all over town on my electricity.

"Vacuum" is one strange and tawdry-looking word. It always takes me about three tries to spell it right.

Comments

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

uhm, dude? are you high?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

No, but I think I was in my dream. :P

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

hahahhaha
huzzah for weird dreams!

I think it's hilarious that some gangsta type kid mugged you for a damn scooter. You know the ruffians are gettin' soft if they resort to scooter-jackings.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I know, they need to be jackin' some Escalades or something! Or maybe like beating people's heads in for lollipops and bubble gum.

[dorkontheloose.livejournal.com]

you need to eat less chocolate before bed.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I think it was the taco that done it.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

"beating people's heads in for lollipops and bubble gum."

!!!

hahahah! Ahhh, makes me want to go back to Eastern Europe.

[dorkontheloose.livejournal.com]

si si

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Scooter hoodlums are taking over the country! Aaaa! I like that it was still plugged in when your dream self was using it. Hee.

I just think "vac-you-um" like in that Voivod song.

[sukieseven.livejournal.com]

i was thinking um, wow, things have really changed in ttown. no, kidding, i knew it was one of your trippy ass dreams!