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Enslaving Egyptian girl, 10, gets prison sentence

That's one awkward headline. When I first read that, I thought it meant that the 10-year-old was doing the enslaving.

In the last couple of weeks, I've managed to break the glass on my mp3 player and my cell phone. The crazy thing is that the glass in the mp3 player broke when I had the damn thing in my MOUTH. I was carrying about forty things when I was trying to open the front door of my apartment, and apparently I thought my mouth was a good holding spot while I fumbled with my keys. Amazing.

Damn, I just remembered that I forgot to go to the mall in Birmingham on Saturday to pelt Gene Simmons with rocks and garbage. [livejournal.com profile] heres2bsilly hipped me to the fact that he was going to be there signing a new KISS perfume or some shit, and I had all sorts of nefarious plans for his foul ass. But I fergitted.

I found my cousin Natalie's Flickr page last night when I was browsing Starkville photos. She's got some really nice pictures of everything from rural Mississippi churches to Eudora Welty's House to Paris cemeteries to GoatRoast '94. She's a cool lady. Looks like she's staying busy in her retirement.

OK, don't say I never posted ya nothing.

Date: 2006-10-24 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com
Have you ever heard of Natalie Dee?

http://www.nataliedee.com

Her husband (boyfriend?) draws those Toothpaste for Dinner cartoons:

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com

Goat Roast '94? Were you elected king for day? :P

Date: 2006-10-24 10:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Wouldja believe they didn't even TELL me about the GoatRoast? Bastiges.

Heh, I'd never heard of Natalie Dee. Her stuff actually looks a lot like his!

Date: 2006-10-24 10:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com
What? No Goat for Flea? That ain't right.

I noticed that, too. I've often wondered if they're actually the same person.

Date: 2006-10-25 03:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lulu-girl.livejournal.com
for whatever reason, I'm finding it very funny that you decided your mouth is a good storage spot.

Bogie used to think his litter box was the perfect storage spot for all my small, personal items. Like my asthma inhaler. Like I was gonna put that back in my mouth...


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