(no subject)

[wickedflea]

I try to make it a habit to always close the bathroom door at home because . . . well, I'm not sure why. I guess because I don't want Lonzie going in there and drinking out of the toilet. Well, last night it backfired on me. Lonzie had snuck in there at some point and hid out in the walk-in closet, which has a door that opens into the bathroom (and another that opens into the bedroom, but that was closed). So I stumbled into the bathroom this morning and ALMOST stepped right in a steaming pile of catshit that he'd left right on the bath mat. I'd have beaten him to within an inch of his life, but I let him slide since it was technically half my fault. Couldn't he have at least used the toilet like them new-fangled metrosexual cats, though?!?

Yap, that's my Monday morning. How's yours?

Comments

[opened---once.livejournal.com]

Just keep the toilet seat down, that's what I do! But Mojo's litter and food are in the bathroom so that's why. He occasionally attacks the TP, but it's rare.

I once made the mistake of not double-checking to see if Mo was in my bedroom before leaving for work (I shut my door so he doesn't wreck shop) and I locked him in, and I came home to a nice, mushy steaming pile of shit on my brand-new down comforter and duvet cover. Arghhhh!

[blackhellkat.livejournal.com]

Our cats are systematically moving the tree from the living room to the kitchen---they accomplish this goal by eating as many pine needles as their stomachs will hold and then walking to the kitchen and puking up a load. Yay.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Grack! Perhaps they're trying to tell you that Chrimmas was over two weeks ago. ;)

[about-a-blonde.livejournal.com]

lonzie and panther must have had a union meeting recently on how to piss us off! bastards.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Lonzie was getting after the TP for a while, but he's off it now. He just likes to sneak in the closet and sleep in the clothes basket. I'm afraid I'm gonna go in there one day and find that he's dropped a bomb in my shoe or something.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

No shit! If Panther is pulling the 3:30 a.m. freakfest-on-the-bed business, then he's definitely been talking w/ Lonzie.

[dichotomous.livejournal.com]

Umm... did you check your closet out yet?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

i'm afeared to! :(