my correspondence with Heather

[wickedflea]

Hi !
I just got through checking out your Flannery O'Connor site! Please add a link to www.flannery-oconner.com - it contains dozens of essays and papers on the subject as well as some free background information for those studying it!
If you'd like a banner for the link, just let me know! Either way, please write back and let me know! Don't just leave me hangin !


Thanks !
Heather
heather@flannery-oconnor.com
P.S.
If you want a link back to YOUR site, just email me the speicific URL in your web you want it to point to ! - Don't 4get to write back! :-)

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my reply:

Heather,

If you think I'm going to deface my site with a link to that abortion you call a website, you're not just evil, you're pitifully insane. Furthermore, please do not put a link to my site anywhere on yours -- I want to avoid the association at all costs. Finally, if I find that you've stolen my essay to sell to the slobbering mongoloids who visit your site, whore, I'll have no choice but to release my squad of attack lawyers on you.

Angrily,
Chris Heller

P.S. -- I find it quite apt that the wizards at "The Paper Store" couldn't be bothered to check the spelling of O'Connor's name when registering the URL. Ridiculous idiots.

Comments

[lunchboxface.livejournal.com]

I too have begun work on my e-mail to this "Heather" character. I will simply not allow my ignorance of who the hell Flannery O'Connor is to impede my harsh and immediate judgement of her website. She will pay, my friend, she will pay.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Indeed. We shall spill the blood of the nonbelievers. Justice shall be swift and harsh, BOYEEE! Ahem.