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[wickedflea]

My fortune cookie just now read, "Long life is in store for you." So I got that goin' for me.

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[dorkontheloose.livejournal.com]

either that or there is an herbal supplement called *long life* that you can pick up at the 7-11

[rottensick.livejournal.com]

Long life now available in store! Fifteen dollah!

Gunga galunga...

[rudezombie.livejournal.com]

But when you do die, will you receive total consciousness on your deathbed?

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

you better have a long life! or i'll kick your dead ass.