I went to the Empire State Bldg., and I can't SEE, goddammit

[wickedflea]

My eyes is going crazy! I've sort of noticed recently that my vision isn't as good as it used to be. Seems like things are blurry from time to time. But I didn't think much about it until I went to get a new driver's license today and almost FLUNKED the damn eye test. You look in the little machine, and there's three panels. The middle and right panels were clear, but the left one was blurry as fuck to the point where I couldn't tell a 5 from a 6 from an 8. The woman acted like I was flickded and even asked me if I was reading the correct line.

That blows. What if I have to get glasses?!?!? I dunno how I'll cope. Will I have to wear some of those Poindexter shits?

The good news is that they still gave me a license. Suckers.

Comments

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

just get contacts, silly wabbit.

although i think you'd look good with glasses! :D

of course i'm used to being blind, so it ain't no big deal to me...just costly. and annoying when my contacts dry out.

We got the funk

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Here are some glasses for ya:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bootsy_Collins

;)

I'm more worried about the written test when I renew in 3 years. I think they give you 15 questions, and you can only get 3 wrong. WTF?

[jennifervescent.livejournal.com]

And what the hell is wrong with glasses?

Personally, I think it would be good for your look.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I'd never be able to handle contacts. It's all I can to to get my goddam shoes on in the morning! I'd end up putting the damn things in my nose or something.

If it comes down to it, I'll probably just get glasses. BUT I REFUSE TO GET HIPSTER GLASSES

Re: We got the funk

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

You have to take another written test?!? I don't think I've had one of those since I was 15.

That is insane that you would post about Bootsy. I've been driving around listening to P-Funk all week! I'm getting the greatest looks from people around campus. =)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Glasses it is. :D

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

oh don't even lie. you SO want Buddy Holly glasses.



pffft!

ageitis

[acadiabaird.livejournal.com]

welcome to the club.....old age!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

no it is YOU who wants them! if I get 'em, you're gettin' 'em, too:

Re: ageitis

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I know, it sucks gittin' old!

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

HAHAHASDJFASDKLFKLASDJFKLASDLFKASDKLFJASDKLF


this is too fuckin funny!

[blackhellkat.livejournal.com]

If your vision changes and gets blurry sometimes but then clears up you should have a blood test for diabetes. Blurry vision is one symptom when someone's blood sugar gets out of control.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

GRACK. it does do that.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

we got flickded eyes!

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

:D

have i told you lately that you are fucking awesome?

and now...I have Bonnie Tyler stuck in my head. Have you read the lyrics to "Holding onto a Hero?" holy lifetime channel, batman.

"Doo doo doo doooo
Doo doo doo doooo
Doo doo doo doooo
Aaahhh
Aaahhh

Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where’s the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?

Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need

I need a hero
I'm holding out for at hero 'till the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight

I need a hero
I’m holding out for a hero 'till the morning light
He’s gotta be sure
And it’s gotta be soon
And he’s gotta be larger than life
Larger than life"

Wickedflea, you're my hero.

:D

(and now I stop or else I'll turn into a giant, weeping vagina)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

You rawk my flippin' socks. =)

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

Glasses on men look hot. Seriously. Do not fret. And you could always get contacts. Learning to put them in is SO FUN. I got really frustrated and it took me forever to learn but now I don't even think about it.