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[wickedflea]

I was wearing my "OBEY" T-shirt when I went to the grocery store yesterday.

Cashier: OBEY? Obey who?
Me: Um . . . Andre the Giant?
Cashier: Pffft. He's dead.
Me: Well, yeah. But he still has a posse.
Cashier: A posse? Who's in the posse?
Me: I dunno -- a bunch of people, I guess. They put up stickers.
Cashier: I ain't studyin' no Andre the Giant.
Random guy gathering his grocery bags: Hey, he's dead, isn't he? Andre the Giant is dead, right?
Me: YES, he's dead, but he has a posse, understand?
Random guy: His son wrestles now, right? Andre the Giant's son is a wrestler?
Me: I . . . I really don't know.
Cashier: I ain't studyin' Andre the Giant's son.
Random guy: [to cashier] Oh, OK . . . [to me] Hey, thanks a lot!
Me: Um . . . sure.