I have had it with these motherfuckin' snakes

[wickedflea]

Bluh. That dream about the snakes all up in it wore me out. I woke up at a quarter to 7 this morning feeling like somebody'd whooped the ever-loving dogshit out of me.

Anyway.

I think I might have to go see my friend Steve's band Superstar Donkey Donkey play at the Pardon Johnny Cash Flower Pickin' Festival in Starkville next weekend. =) Looks like it could be fun, and I haven't seen Steve in forever.

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[buscemi.livejournal.com]

I can't imagine Johnny Cash picking flowers. ;) Btw, did you know that Shel Silverstein wrote A Boy Named Sue?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Well, he was drunk at the time, which is really why he got arrested. :D And yeah, I heard that not long ago!

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

What's your dream about snakes? I've been having dreams that wear me out by morning too, and I'm researching them, so I could research yours if you want.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I can't remember much about it . . . well, let's see, maybe I can. I think I was out at this antiques shop that my mom and stepdad used to own. I was stepping out the back of the building onto some concrete steps, and I found that they were covered in water. I also saw a couple of little garter snakes swimming around, and I was all, HA HA HA SNAKES. Well, a few minutes later, a snake was crawling up my arm, so I grabbed its head (which was fucking HUGE, flat, and round) and squeezed it hard enough so it couldn't bite me. I finally managed to throw it to the side, when ANOTHER one jumped on me and the process repeated. Finally I literally shook myself awake.

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

Ugh. I'm sorry. I hate how when you tell a horrible dream to someone it always sounds funny and they laugh. Because dreams like that are NOT funny when you're having them. I told my dad about the dream I had about me being shot to death in the parking garage and having to say goodbye to everyone as a ghost and he laughed.

If you've been having a lot of bad dreams lately, it could be that you're eating too close to bed. They're called "toxic dreams". Another one is that you might try to take a nice big poo before bed -- sounds gross and it's hard to get your guts on a new schedule but it's worth trying it. Also, they say that it might be the bed you're sleeping on. If it's an old mattress, both the bad springs and the amount of mold and ickies can make you have toxic dreams. You can also try taking a nice walk outside for about 15 minutes before bed. It's nice now that the weather is a bit cooler.

Boo snakes. :(

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

LOL, I just reread that. "it could be that you're eating too close to bed" -- I mean eating right before you GO to bed. Not distance to your bed. MAKE SURE YOU EAT AT LEAST 3 FEET AWAY FROM YOUR BED OR YOU WILL HAVE NIGHTMARES.