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There's a guy I see around at meetings who looks like Pee-Wee Herman, and he freaks me right the fuck out. He always uses the term "catfucker."

I had a dream the other night where I was out in the country amongst a bunch of rocky crags, and all of a sudden this toilet started rolling down one of the hills. And of course it spooked all the cows and goats, and they took off running. I stood there laughing my ass off at all the livestock fleeing the runaway commode. And that was my dream.

Rocky Crag. Sounds like a country singer.

Oh, and there's something else. This has been on my mind for a while. People of the world, please stop greeting me with "How YOU doin'?" It makes me want to stab you in the head. I gather it originated with the Joey character on Friends. How long's that show been off the air--like five years? And that dude was the worst character on there. In fact, that show was only worth watching for the nipples. That Joey fucker is about as funny as Tony Danza on goofballs. So please, for the love of dog, stop asking me, "How YOU doin'?"

I have nothing else to say, so I will close with a picture of my cousin Nathan dressed as a dawg, along with his mom, Sarah:

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He is the cutest thing ever!!!

Haha! I know, he kicks ass. :D

Runaway toilet! Haha! I can hear the Benny Hill theme now...

Tony Danza on goofballs! You crack me up, mang.

Aw! I have a feeling that will end up in the embarrassing photo collection when Nathan is older.

Oh man, his parents are collecting a whole GANG of photos they'll later use to torment him with! At least when we grew up, most of the embarrassing photos ended up in a shoebox in the closet, but this generation of kids is getting their shit posted all over the internest. :D

Friends ended in May 2004.

This was a pivotal moment for you, I take it? :P

that looks like a pic of little flea dressed as a dog!!

LOLOL, I know! He kinda looks like a cross between me and my brother. We's definitely related. :D

1. Pee Wee Herman is going to do a new Pee Wee Herman movie, I heard!

2. Rocky Crag is opening for Ricky Scaggs in Branson this winter.

3. Joey is funny. You've only just seen the early episodes before he got funny.

4. I want your dreams.

1. A new Pee-Wee movie would rock! Especially if Tim Burton directs.

2. I hope Merle Haggard sits in with them.

3. Joey sucks dick.

4. Yeah, my dreams rock, except when I can't get back to sleep because I'm laffing. :D