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[wickedflea]

Ice-cream trucks freak the shit out of me.

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[faerieface.livejournal.com]

ditto.

creepy creepy.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Ugh, I know! One was just parked outside my apartment playing that DAMN MUSIC for five minutes. I thought I was gonna flip out!

[ssaiscps.livejournal.com]

You probably shouldn't watch this movie then. Starring Ron Howard's brother!

[freakyme.livejournal.com]

That's a natural, human response to a rolling crack den.

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

You mean trucks that ship ice cream to stores? Or the ones that cruise slowly around playgrounds playing music to lure children to them? Never mind, I just answered my own question.

[davesslave.livejournal.com]

They do? I always loved them because it meant I coudl get the orange bars with vanilla ice cream in the middle.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaaaaack! Ron's brother + ice-cream trucks = SKEEEERY!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

You right! I can't believe people let them thangs in their neighborhoods.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmm, those are good. But they never came to my neighborhood! Maybe that's the root of the issue--I'm more pissed off that we didn't have 'em in my town than creeped out. But I do hate that weird-ass calliope music.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

How the fuck are those things legal?

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

I don't know. But I always look at the men driving them to see if I recognize them from Dateline or something. For real.

Also, I had a dream last night that I was living with you and it was your birthday or something and I gave you vanity license plates that said something similar to your "bronk" or "grack" but it wasn't one of those, I'm not sure what it was, and you were so excited.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

omg that's smokin' hot :D :D

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

I KNOW