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[wickedflea]

I can't help it, yo, this is the funniest thing I've seen in ages.



A Republican campaign worker who told police she was assaulted by a man angered by a John McCain sticker on her car admitted she made up the report, the Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, assistant police chief said Friday.

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[4hour-ramona.livejournal.com]

she must be too young to remember morton downey jr.
THE FOOL!

[hah-sone.livejournal.com]

When this story first broke I didn't even blink. People who rob people on the street are highly unlikely to have strong political opinions - or at least none strong enough to risk capture by pausing to scratch letters onto people's faces. Secondly, that particular letter could not have been carved so neatly in a struggle. You can see from the marks that multiple strokes were made, as though the person who did it took their time to make sure to create a neat, readable B. You could also assume that unless the attacker was in a head-to-head position or entirely dyslexic, she must have scratched the B into her own face while looking in a mirror.

[hah-sone.livejournal.com]

(Or, the photograph could have been flipped, I guess.)

[universalhum.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's sad. She must not be well at all to do something like that.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm nothing if not empathetic toward those with mental and/or emotional troubles--I've volunteered to be locked up a few times my damn self, and I do feel bad for someone in that much inner turmoil--but come on, a backwards "B"? That's funny. I hope she's well enough to be able to laugh at it herself one day.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the backwards "B" really made me come apart. That's just perfection.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

I want to know why her fake attacker just had to be a 'dark skinned black man'. Fucking racist ignorant ass bitch. Fuck her.

[universalhum.livejournal.com]

Aw, I hope so too. I just can't help but feel sorry for her - I guess because I think she was doing something to get attention but didn't mean to get THAT MUCH attention. That has to be so humiliating.