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[wickedflea]

Crazy dude, to cashier at coffee shop: Hey, can I have a sample?

Cashier: I'm sorry?

Crazy dude: A sample of your coffee.

Manager: SIR! I told you last week not to come in here anymore.

Crazy dude: Huh?

Manager: Don't you remember when you threw a cup of coffee, HOT coffee, at one of my baristas?

Crazy dude: No.

Comments

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Just one time I would like the crazy person to say, "Hey, yeah. I remember now. Sorry to bother you. Bye!" ;)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

He could've just asked for a refill of the first cup!

[lastcallforcorn.livejournal.com]

awesome.