plz to explain

[wickedflea]

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[jetjet.livejournal.com]

Wow. Just wow.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

freal!

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

what the FUCK is this nightmare? and where did you find it???

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I found it on the internest somewhere! I found pictures of cans with three different designs, but certainly it can't be real . . . ? I dunno. I keep trying to figure out what else it could mean, but the term "fish assholes" is pretty unambiguous.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

I didn't even know fish had assholes.

[ozmaofoz.livejournal.com]

Girl, everyone poops.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

Yes, true, but I thought fish secreted through their skin/scales/whatever the fuck. ?? I don't know. I'm afraid to google.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I'd ask one of the outdoorsman types around here what they do with the assholes when they clean fish, but I'm kinda afeared that I would then become the Fish Asshole Guy.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

You're worried about being the Fish Asshole Guy, but being the Goat Lovin' Meathook Waver is perfectly fine? LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

HUSH

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

You know, it's really not surprising that you and me are as fucked up as we are. hahahha.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

We was doomed from the start.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I guess not all of 'em do! I'll bet the East River is full of assholeless fish who sacrificed their anuses so Manhattanites can have fancy hors d'oeuvres.

[seeds-of-peace.livejournal.com]

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha, you found more than I did! I especially like the design of the one next to the Campbell's can.

[rheyamorgaine.livejournal.com]

Ok, what I especially like is

1) They are smoked apparently
2) if you over cook they shrivel
3) they are boneless (hello, that brings up a whole nother problem if you got bones in your asshole...)

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHSDFASFDASF all over your comment.

[rheyamorgaine.livejournal.com]

It was just too easy you know? Like shooting fish (assholes) in a barrel!

I wonder...

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I should also ask some of the guys around here if they've ever smoked fish assholes. I'll bet you anything that some of 'em have.

[rheyamorgaine.livejournal.com]

if they have find out of they were boneless or boned :)

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Haha! Some Photoshop users have too much time on their hands, I guess.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

At least they didn't try to show the contents of the can. :D

[4hour-ramona.livejournal.com]

why you always gotta be diggin' through my pantry?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

i was LOOKIN fer COOKIES!

[chinpudding.livejournal.com]

NO!! these are a lie and i will have none of it!!!

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they are next to the chicken lips on the canned meat aisle.

While I'm sure fish have a sort of asshole (more like a cloaca) I have never heard of anyone making a specific effort to eat them. I am thinking about those little squid rings that I can't stand because they are like eating rubberbands. Now I am queasy.

Naaaasty.