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[wickedflea]

Found on the Facebook of a friend who teaches at South Carolina:

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[sukieseven.livejournal.com]

"cock, balls!" "no need to celebrate it, frank!"

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

LOLOL! I knew that was familiar, but I had to google it. =)

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA WHAT?

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Haha! I know the school nickname is the Gamecocks, but even so...

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Ugh, the sports teams at SC are called the Gamecocks, so they've taken the whole cock thing and run with it, to the point of T-shirts that read, "YOU CAN'T BEAT OUR COCKS."

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

What's really disturbing is that their women's sports teams are called the Lady Gamecocks. WTF?! They oughta just go ahead and call 'em the Tranny Chickens.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

That...that's not even complimentary. 'Our cocks are so fucked up, we can't even get off', that's what 'you can't beat our cocks' means to me. Geez, I wouldn't advertise that.

Someone needs to give 'em some viagra, poor cocks. :(

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Tranny chickens! *falls down laughing*

Speaking of stuff that doesn't make sense, why does Alabama have an elephant for a mascot? Is that a reference to Tuscaloosa?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

As I remember, the origins of the elephant are under debate--but most people agree that it has nothing to do with the name of the town. (I've asked people the same thing, and they look at me like I'm crazy.) You do see "tusk" references around town, though--for instance, there used to be a bar on the strip called the Ivory Tusk, where I saw fIREHOSE play one night many moons ago. :D

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Prevert!

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm not the one writing signs about cocks and ballrooms!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

True enough!

I'll bet you're right, anyway--their cocks probably are all sad and deflated.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

all wrinkly, like what i imagine old man peen to look like.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

"Imagine"--yeah, right! YOU KNOW YOU WATCHIN' THE GRANDPAW PR0N

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

ew lol no


dude, a plane just crashed into the hudson, right by manhattan. D:

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Ugh, I just heard about that. NYC to Charlotte--I've taken that flight at least twice.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

Looks like there were survivors...fingers crossed. Went down nor far from where I work either. blech!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Blarg! All appendages definitely crossed.

[miladyelizabeth.livejournal.com]

I love my hometown. It's the only place in the world where straight frat boys will walk around with baseball caps on that say "GO COCKS".

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Awesome! You grew up in a cock hotbed. :P

[miladyelizabeth.livejournal.com]

LOL That would explain the sizeable lesbian community.