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Found on the Facebook of a friend who teaches at South Carolina:

Date: 2009-01-15 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sukieseven.livejournal.com
"cock, balls!" "no need to celebrate it, frank!"

Date: 2009-01-15 07:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
LOLOL! I knew that was familiar, but I had to google it. =)

Date: 2009-01-15 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lulu-girl.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHA WHAT?

Date: 2009-01-15 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Ugh, the sports teams at SC are called the Gamecocks, so they've taken the whole cock thing and run with it, to the point of T-shirts that read, "YOU CAN'T BEAT OUR COCKS."

Date: 2009-01-15 08:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lulu-girl.livejournal.com
That...that's not even complimentary. 'Our cocks are so fucked up, we can't even get off', that's what 'you can't beat our cocks' means to me. Geez, I wouldn't advertise that.

Someone needs to give 'em some viagra, poor cocks. :(

Date: 2009-01-15 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lulu-girl.livejournal.com
Hey, I'm not the one writing signs about cocks and ballrooms!

Date: 2009-01-15 08:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
True enough!

I'll bet you're right, anyway--their cocks probably are all sad and deflated.

Date: 2009-01-15 08:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lulu-girl.livejournal.com
all wrinkly, like what i imagine old man peen to look like.

Date: 2009-01-15 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
"Imagine"--yeah, right! YOU KNOW YOU WATCHIN' THE GRANDPAW PR0N

Date: 2009-01-15 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lulu-girl.livejournal.com
ew lol no


dude, a plane just crashed into the hudson, right by manhattan. D:

Date: 2009-01-15 09:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Ugh, I just heard about that. NYC to Charlotte--I've taken that flight at least twice.

Date: 2009-01-15 09:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lulu-girl.livejournal.com
Looks like there were survivors...fingers crossed. Went down nor far from where I work either. blech!

Date: 2009-01-15 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Blarg! All appendages definitely crossed.

Date: 2009-01-15 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miladyelizabeth.livejournal.com
I love my hometown. It's the only place in the world where straight frat boys will walk around with baseball caps on that say "GO COCKS".

Date: 2009-01-16 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Awesome! You grew up in a cock hotbed. :P

Date: 2009-01-16 11:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miladyelizabeth.livejournal.com
LOL That would explain the sizeable lesbian community.

Date: 2009-01-15 07:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com
Haha! I know the school nickname is the Gamecocks, but even so...

Date: 2009-01-15 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
What's really disturbing is that their women's sports teams are called the Lady Gamecocks. WTF?! They oughta just go ahead and call 'em the Tranny Chickens.

Date: 2009-01-15 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com
Tranny chickens! *falls down laughing*

Speaking of stuff that doesn't make sense, why does Alabama have an elephant for a mascot? Is that a reference to Tuscaloosa?

Date: 2009-01-15 08:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
As I remember, the origins of the elephant are under debate--but most people agree that it has nothing to do with the name of the town. (I've asked people the same thing, and they look at me like I'm crazy.) You do see "tusk" references around town, though--for instance, there used to be a bar on the strip called the Ivory Tusk, where I saw fIREHOSE play one night many moons ago. :D
Edited Date: 2009-01-15 08:36 pm (UTC)

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