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[wickedflea]

I remember being at Todd and Steven Dewberry's house back in '83 or so. Todd was flipping through the channels and decided to see what was on HBO. It turned out to be some Christopher Reeve movie. "Monsignor?!" Todd screamed. "Monsignor sucks dick." Only he said it with a hard "g"--like mon-SIGG-ner. For some strange reason it struck me as really funny and I laughed for twenty minutes or so.

This is the kind of thing that my brain is cluttered with. Pity me.

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[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Years ago there was a commercial with this guy from Texas and his girlfriend. He said to the maitre'd, "Hey, monsewer! How about a table for me and the little filly?"