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[wickedflea]

I saw this guyon the bus today. He was actually looking quite dapper in a jacket, tie, and khakis. I dare say he was cleaner than Skeeter's peter. Whatever that means. And he wasn't even talking shit -- just reading the paper. He did look around a few times like he was lookin' for some shit, but I guess he didn't like the looks of the situation. He obviously didn't see me, or he would have busted ass down the aisle to accost me, I'm sure. I always attract maniacs.

Oh, one cool bus-related thing did happen today. There's an incredibly fine French chick who's been chatting me up at the bus stop and on the way into town in the morning. This is in welcome contrast to the incredibly fine but incredibly haughty Russian girl who also rides my bus but never says a word to anyone. Any suggestions on how to proceed with this girl? I'm not accustomed to hitting on women on the bus. I swear. I dunno if I should ask her out for escargot or offer her a ride in my Le Car or what. (What is it with me and foreign women lately? I just love those ladies from exotic locales. You know, like France, Russia, and Thunder Bay.)

Oh yeah, that reminds me -- to my deargoatsupreme: I promise to free myself of any pesky entanglements by the time I become your lawfully wedded he-bitch.

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hmm

[rufus.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I don't usually pick up men on the bus, either, but I guess if she's chatty you could invite her out for coffee. Or something. (All of those Dunkin' Donuts around, they should be good for *something*, right?)

It did occur to me you could *bring* her coffee some morning, which would be kind of a sweet gesture (especially if it was fancy french coffee) but right behind that thought was: 1. what if she doesn't drink coffee and 2. what if she freaks out and thinks you spiked it with something nasty, which is a reaction that would cross my mind if a friendly stranger brought me a hot beverage at the bus stop.

Or perhaps a lunch date? 'Cause both a y'all got to eat, anyway, may as well be together.

Re: hmm

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Good ideas!!! I was talking about it with a friend today, and he liked the coffee date idea -- because not only is it cheap, but it probably seems classier than asking her to a bar for a drink. Thanks!

Re: hmm

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Not that I'm cheap. Just poor, y'know. :)