turkey ass!

[wickedflea]

Just in case you want to start thinking about your Thanksgiving dinner, this page offers a quite interesting recipe:

TURKEY STUFFING ERNESTO

1 pound bread crumbs
1 stalk of celery
1 onion
2 eggs
1 tablespoon thyme
1 1/2 cups of popcorn

1. Mix above together, gently tossing with two forks. Stuff turkey and bake for suggested amount of time (size of turkey), or when you hear a slight popping sound. Open oven door and stand back! The turkey's ass will blow off and land on the other side of the kitchen. A first baseman's mitt is sometimes helpful. Garnish and serve.

"My mother (Splen) would cook anything. One time, as a kid, I shot a blackbird with a bebe gun outside my bedroom window. My mother yelled at me for shooting in the city ... but before I knew it she had gone outside, retrieved the blackbird, brought it in and plucked it. I'll never forget the sight of all those black feathers all over the kitchen or my father's (Mike Fidance) face when he saw them. He wouldn't let her cook the blackbird..."
-- Ernest M. Fidance

Comments

Hahahaha!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day.

[enfuego.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO!!!

Myself, and the other biggest trouble-maker here at work are sitting here laughing our goatdamn asses off...they all think we're on crack, I'm sure.