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I pick up static electricity like a MOTHERfucker. I've been shocked twice by plastic mustard bottles, and I was just shocked twice -- about a minute apart -- by a bag of Spanish rice mix. I think I need an exorcism.

Installment #42 of "Heart-Rending Lyrics"

We played Nintendo
This was our very first date
I didn't wanna make it seem too fly
We ate cereal
She couldn't stay out that late
Her mother told her to be home at nine

--"Iesha" by Another Bad Creation