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[wickedflea]

I pick up static electricity like a MOTHERfucker. I've been shocked twice by plastic mustard bottles, and I was just shocked twice -- about a minute apart -- by a bag of Spanish rice mix. I think I need an exorcism.

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[nephthys23.livejournal.com]

ahhh...the mustard's out to get you. Blame it on Bin Laden, that is what everyone else is doing these days.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah -- Osama and his evil henchman Bert have wired up my condiments. They'll burn.