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another people question
Nov. 19th, 2002 10:33 amWhy won't they leave me ALOOOOONE?
Nov. 19th, 2002
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Nov. 19th, 2002 11:41 amIf the telephonic instrument on my desk rings one more time today, I'm going to go stark raving apeshit, and it ain't gonna be pretty. I might jump right off this balcony.
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Nov. 19th, 2002 04:56 pmDear Receptionist and Mail Guy,
From this point forward, please refrain from referring drunks and blowhards with all manner of difficult and bizarre questions to me. I have enough problems with the difficult and bizarre questions that directly pertain to me and my projects without fielding phone calls from angry spouses and manuscript proposals from incarcerated felons. Please begin forwarding all requests from freaks, losers, and disgruntled professors to Al Cilleu, Registrar of Slock.
Thank you for your continued support.
From this point forward, please refrain from referring drunks and blowhards with all manner of difficult and bizarre questions to me. I have enough problems with the difficult and bizarre questions that directly pertain to me and my projects without fielding phone calls from angry spouses and manuscript proposals from incarcerated felons. Please begin forwarding all requests from freaks, losers, and disgruntled professors to Al Cilleu, Registrar of Slock.
Thank you for your continued support.
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Nov. 19th, 2002 05:04 pmMan, he's falling hard. From driving Savannah into the arms of Pauly Shore and eventually to suicide, to scamming on a skanky Dee Snider–lookalike.
http://www.newyorkmetro.com/nymetro/news/people/columns/intelligencer/n_8022/
Christina Aguilera Tunes Out Gregg Allman
By Marc S. Malkin
Christina Aguilera may be one of pop music's dirtiest divas, but even she has her standards. On a recent night at John Street Bar in the Financial District, Gregg Allman, the grizzled seventies sex symbol, was seen approaching a table where the Staten Island native -- sporting pink hot pants, knee-high boots, and fishnets -- was cavorting with six female friends. "They all looked horrified," says one onlooker. "I mean, here was [Allman] with his shoulder-length scraggly hair, cowboy hat and vest, and wraparound sunglasses, and they had no idea who he was." Perhaps trying to help out, the D.J. promptly put on Allman's 1986 song "I'm No Angel." The 54-year-old Allman, former Cher beau and father of the singer's son Elijah Blue, pointed to the speakers and explained who he was. "You could tell they were all trying to be polite," our spy says about the now-clued-in women, "but pretty soon they ran out of stuff to say." Allman's rep insists it must have been a case of mistaken identity.
http://www.newyorkmetro.com/nymetro/news/people/columns/intelligencer/n_8022/
Christina Aguilera Tunes Out Gregg Allman
By Marc S. Malkin
Christina Aguilera may be one of pop music's dirtiest divas, but even she has her standards. On a recent night at John Street Bar in the Financial District, Gregg Allman, the grizzled seventies sex symbol, was seen approaching a table where the Staten Island native -- sporting pink hot pants, knee-high boots, and fishnets -- was cavorting with six female friends. "They all looked horrified," says one onlooker. "I mean, here was [Allman] with his shoulder-length scraggly hair, cowboy hat and vest, and wraparound sunglasses, and they had no idea who he was." Perhaps trying to help out, the D.J. promptly put on Allman's 1986 song "I'm No Angel." The 54-year-old Allman, former Cher beau and father of the singer's son Elijah Blue, pointed to the speakers and explained who he was. "You could tell they were all trying to be polite," our spy says about the now-clued-in women, "but pretty soon they ran out of stuff to say." Allman's rep insists it must have been a case of mistaken identity.