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Do you have people who you call all the time but who never recognize your voice?

"Hello?"

"Hi, Hilda!"

*coldly* "Who's calling, please?"

I mean, sure, I guess it's rude not to introduce yourself right away, and it really annoys me when someone answers my "Hello" with a "Hello" of his own, but come on--who wouldn't immediately recognize this dead sexy voice of mine? I've been voted "Most Thrilling Orator" three years running in the tri-state area, and that's just on the basis of my telemarketer harassment. If they put me on the radio I'd cause pileups all down I-95.

Huh huh huh, I said "orator."

REN AND STIMPY

Check this shit right here out!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is going to RULE! But goddamn it, I don't think I have TNN. Oh, yes I do! Hey, since when is TNN "The National Network" and not "The Nashville Network"? It used to show the Grand Ole Opry and stuff. But fuck it hell, I don't give a damn if they're bringing R&S back.

Kricfalusi, baby!!! This is the best news I've heard in . . . well, ever.

update: Oh, I guess if I read to the bottom of the article I would know.

Spring 2003 for the new episodes--I can't wait!

HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY

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