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Man, I hope Lieberman doesn't run for President in 2004. He's one of the big reasons that I voted for Nader in 2000 (the other being Gore). I should just go ahead and vote Green Party all the time.

Fuck, the rain had finally washed all the dirty snow away and now it's snowing again. Them is some big-ass flakes, too. Just like some o' you freaks. :)

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My friend zoe is a cool, cool cat. She sent me fudge!!! I think I'm in love. *swoons*

If any one of you tries to make a tasteless joke about fudge, I will come to your home and force-feed you cock-flavoured soup. That means you, dangerpest. I know you don't think I'll slice you, but I'll do it, by dog.

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Hey, am I the last person in America to have heard of slash fiction? That shit is WILD, yo. Just check out this snippet:

"Man, Cletus is even more screwed in the head then I thought -- probably more dangerous to." Luke thought to himself, the last part was a fearful revaluation.
"Now, just hang around here for a while, Luke, while I tend to your lover boy cousin." Cletus said, roughly patting Luke's cheek. He turned and stepped over to the bed, grinning wickedly at Bo.

Isn't that AWFUL? Not just the fact that Cletus Hogg is about to rape Bo and Luke Duke, but the WRITING!!! Wait a minute--this style is familiar. I'll bet this trash was written by none other than Carol from accounting!

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I'm listening to King Crimson. This has never happened before.