lordy lordy, look who's inimitable!

Happy birthday to the artist currently known as dangerpest. Don't worry, buddy, it only stings for a few weeks. :)

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Are there any female holiday . . . um . . . mascots? You know, like Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, or the Great Pumpkin. Wait, what sex is the Easter Bunny--does it matter? I'll bet I'm missing some sort of obvious spring fertility thing here, but I was never very good at all that mythological stuff. Anyway. Oh, and I'm talking about real, modern-day characters--don't give me of that old, disproven Greek and Roman shit or whatever other kinda kid stuff you got up yer sleeve. And don't say Mrs. Claus--you know as well as I do that she was only created to divert attention away from the fact that Santa is always hanging out with all o' them nutty little man-elves.

Hey, look at this article about the blasphemy of such characters! For some reason the logic strikes me as really funny.

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Wes and I are the only two people I know whose conversation can degenerate into peals of laughter because one of us mentioned Voivod.

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Does anyone have an mp3 of the full "Budonkadonk Butt" prank call? There are some parts cut from all the files I can find, like the "must buy me a cock ring" part.