wickedflea | Feb. 6th, 2003

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Feb. 6th, 2003

Good grief, as if I'm not jumpy enough these days, I had to open up cnn.com this morning and be greeted by this picture. I had never considered Colin Powell particularly scary-looking, but geez. I'm starting to see what

dangerpest means when he says Powell looks like "the scariest school principal in the world."

Oh, good--I see they've changed the picture. But you, my beloved homepeople, get to see it here.

I've scoured the history books, and I can now state without question that I am the only person in the history of creation ever to have dreamed that Scatman Crothers was stuck waist-deep in the drain of a bathroom sink and was trying to choke me. (Was that a tortured sentence or what?) This was right after some other guys were trying to kill me by stabbing my side with a fork.