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The lovely and talented saintclaire has solved the Metallica mystery! Thank dog that's settled. I still think I deliberately went to the MTV main page to check it out and was able to find the story, but I guess I dreamed that. I thought the story had to be too ridiculous to be true, but with Metallica you just never know.

For some reason I was looking on the Mississippi sex-offender site last night. I guess I started by trying to find out how to get someone's criminal background (wanted to see what kinda rap sheet my stepbro has), but all I could find for Mississippi was the sex-offender thing. Anyway, I got totally freaked out when I looked at the Oktibbeha County listing and found THIS GUY! This cat was probably the weirdest guy at my high school. Actually, there's no doubt about it--he was NUTS. It wasn't so much that he DID anything like choke a teacher or go to sleep in the middle of the hallway, but you just always knew that he was insane. If we'd voted on Most Likely To Become a Sex Offender, this would have been the guy.



And look at this motherfucker! I don't know him, but who freaking SMILES for a mug shot?



People are fucked, ya know that? Of course you do.

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what could be romantic to mike watt?

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OHHHHHHHHHH this is good--even better than the thing about the lawsuit over the E and F chords. The funniest thing is the drum sound. If you've heard any of Metallica's new album you'll know what I mean.

LISTEN to a wonderful St. Anger "tribute." NOW.

more Metallica humor

OK, OK, this is just pathetic that this is like the 40th post about Metallica I've made in the past couple of months, but you gotta check out beatallica.com. Make sure to listen to "The Thing That Should Not Let it Be."

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I'm downloading In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida. The Deluxe version. In lossless Monkey's Audio format--none o' this lossy mp3. Usenet rules. I can't wait to drive through the Yale campus blastin' da Butterfly. I love inflicting fucked-up music on the Elis. Today it was Fudge Tunnel's cover of "Cat Scratch Fever."

Back off! I know you covet my Iron Butterfly.

You know what I think is funny? Seeing 16-year-old punks or goths in CVS or Wal-Mart with their moms. You see 'em with that pissed-off look on their face, and you just know they're thinking, "Fucking Wal-Mart. This is such bullshit. And the bitch won't even buy me a Vanilla Coke."

(Not to make fun of punks, goths, or teenagers. Hell, when I was sixteen I listened to Manowar. Hell, I still listen to Manowar. So I'm aware that I ain't got no room to talk.)