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The lovely and talented [livejournal.com profile] saintclaire has solved the Metallica mystery! Thank dog that's settled. I still think I deliberately went to the MTV main page to check it out and was able to find the story, but I guess I dreamed that. I thought the story had to be too ridiculous to be true, but with Metallica you just never know.

For some reason I was looking on the Mississippi sex-offender site last night. I guess I started by trying to find out how to get someone's criminal background (wanted to see what kinda rap sheet my stepbro has), but all I could find for Mississippi was the sex-offender thing. Anyway, I got totally freaked out when I looked at the Oktibbeha County listing and found THIS GUY! This cat was probably the weirdest guy at my high school. Actually, there's no doubt about it--he was NUTS. It wasn't so much that he DID anything like choke a teacher or go to sleep in the middle of the hallway, but you just always knew that he was insane. If we'd voted on Most Likely To Become a Sex Offender, this would have been the guy.

ewwww

And look at this motherfucker! I don't know him, but who freaking SMILES for a mug shot?



People are fucked, ya know that? Of course you do.

Date: 2003-07-18 10:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] motherevol.livejournal.com
Jesus, Brooks Barnes looks like a deranged "Where's Waldo" in a green stripped shirt instead of the trademarked red.

"Where's Barnes?"
"Oh, I see him. He's by the all you can eat buffet and he's playing Mr. Bouncy with little Timmy. Isn't that precious? Aw."

Date: 2003-07-18 11:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Holy shit, you're right! The only thing is that no one would ever go LOOKING for Brooks. Except, I guess, for the police!

Date: 2003-07-18 11:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saintclaire.livejournal.com
LOL Yes, I am mistress of all mysteries, unsolved. Actually, as I told you, I couldnt rest until I found out if this was true or not.

Sad thing is, it could have been.

Lars is a bonehead
Image

HA!

Date: 2003-07-18 12:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] motherevol.livejournal.com
"MONEY Goooooooooooood!
NAPSTER Baaaaaaaaaaaad!"

Re: HA!

Date: 2003-07-18 02:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saintclaire.livejournal.com
HAHA. How funny was that! Lars is an Assneck.

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