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When I wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, I've often just had a weird dream And as I go to the bathroom and then go back to bed, I always try to recap the dream for myself. But it never works. Even though I'm awake, my brain starts reshaping the events of the dream and it ends up becoming something else. Pretty trippy.

My name is Elbert. Zombies have eaten my brain.

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*dies*

update: link works now.

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Tongue Transplant Man Doing Well

So there's hope for this chick after all.

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It shore looks like it's about to come a frog strangler.

Tell me what you think that sentence means.

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in case you were wondering

Please, no one give me shit about the reference to America's most hated band.