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Bah. It seems that all the women/girls/ladies/females/chicks I know in the general area are otherwise involved I mean, sure, there's Margaret the Shakespeare Lady, but we have way too many issues for it to work. I need to meet someone cool. I'm a good kid--I'm nice to kids and animals, I have a job and a car, and I only throw fig newtons at people who really deserve it.

Hmmm, maybe that "good kid" thing is the wrong direction to take. Maybe I should start developing a rap sheet.

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Man, it's rainin' like a mofu up here. In case you were wondering.

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I'm really struggling not to be in a really shitty mood. Pizza is always a good antidote for pissiness. Mmmmmmm, Dayton St. Pizza . . .

I'm getting there with the juggling thing, believe it or not. I think my record is about 12 or 13 throws without dropping. I'm still getting to know my balls. I must become ONE with my balls. My three balls. One with my three balls. Yes.

OK, I finally have the videotape with the footage of Crispin Glover trying to kick David Letterman!!! And of course it's as hilarious as I'd remembered. I've been looking for this clip for over ten years, since Tim Williams absconded with my tape.

I'll have to tell youse guys about Tim sometime. Interesting cat. Jewish kid who married a Muslim from Saudi Arabia and moved to New Orleans to open a deli. No shit.

Oh yeah, back to the Crispin Glover thing. I'm gonna try to capture and convert the interview this weekend. Does anyone know an EASY way to do that? I can get the MPEG onto the computer fine, but I always have trouble converting them to something smaller but still watchable. I have a bunch of crazy programs that maybe I'll try to futz around with this weekend.