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If I don't see some live music sometime soon I'm going to have to hurt someone. I might have to go see Ol' Dirty Bastard at Toad's Place in a couple of weeks. For real though. The new Misfits played there last Friday, I think, but I just can't go see them. Several times I've almost gone to see them, but I always decide not to. I'd probably tell Jerry Only to eat shit and he'd bash me over the head with his bass and it'd be a bad scene, so for everyone's sake I stay away from the Newfits. M.O.D. later in September would probably be just sad.

The Toad's show I'm really waiting for is King Diamond. You all know King Diamond, right? Of course you do. My boy King is a FOOL, yo. Actually I would like to see him, but I don't know if I can handle three opening acts. I almost always hate opening acts, especially at metal shows. But I would love to hear ol' King belt out "The Family Ghost" for all the G's.

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Monkeying Around With America's Future (3.14 mb mp3)

Damn, I love Brother Russell. I wish Melbaworld were still around.

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I'm disappointed by the new Jane's Addiction album. It just doesn't have that spark. I wish they'd been able to get Eric Avery back on board.

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Egad. People are finding my site with such searches as "teenage muscle boxing" and "muscleboys fight girls." It's all Vlad's fault.

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Fuck. I hate when I have half an LJ entry composed and then absentmindedly restart my computer and lose it.

Basically what I was going to say is that the strike has started and I'm at work. Only a few people at the press are striking this time--even fewer than last time. I dunno what the campus-wide statistics are like. Jesse Jackson is on campus, but I forgot to go over and hear him speak today. Probably woulda just pissed me off.

I felt kinda bad about not doing my part in creating chaos here at Yale, so at lunch I made the small gesture of driving around campus with this prank call blaring from my speakers, particularly the part where the guy goes nuts and speaks in tongues. You should have SEEN the stares I got. It was almost impossible not to laugh the whole time, though. It would have been much better if I'd been able to keep a straight face as "SHEEMA LA KAMODA" filled the streets. I would also be nice if I had a loop of just the speaking-in-tongues part so I wouldn't have to keep backtracking.

I hope you people are downloading these tracks I'm posting. This is GOLD, baby, gold.

Damn. I just re-upped my paid LJ account so I could use my new icon that I made from a Jack Chick tract, but I can't get the damned thing to work. I want my five simoleons back.

take a hike, lady

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"Do-not-call list," my ass. That shit ain't workin' worth a damn.

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It's weird when I email someone in my department and get an auto-reply that tells me, "If you need immediate assistance, please contact Chris Heller." I feel like someone's telling me to go fuck myself.