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Gov't Mule will be in MA Friday and Saturday, so I'll probably go to one or both of those shows, even though I feel like a total loser going to shows alone. I will probably see a couple of Emulers there, so at least I'll see someone I know. I think it'll be really good for me to see some live music. I really wish I could see a Slayer show right now for some friendly violent fun, but da Mule will have to do. I wonder what would happen if I tried to start a pit. I'd probably get squashed by a Hell's Angel.

That's weird. I've had no desire to be in a pit for years.

MOTHERFUCK the FUCKING PASTA POT. It's a hunk of shit. I'm standing at the stove a little while watching my pasta (yes, I was cooking pasta after midnight), and I'm thinking, ya know, what's the big deal with this thing anyway? Do they think I don't know how to use a COLANDER, for crying out loud? So when it's done, I lock the lid on top and take the pot over to the sink to drain it. And the water keeps coming out and coming out, so I turn it further and further over, and there's still water coming out. So I kinda give it a few shakes, and THE FUCKING LID COMES OUT AND FALLS RIGHT ON TOP OF ANOTHER POT I HAD SOAKING IN COLD, GREASY DISHWATER. Which wouldn't have been so bad, as the pasta was all contained within the lid, but remember, the fucking thing has HOLES in it. So there's my pasta ruined all because of some nifty product that no one in his right mind can live without. I'll tell ya, colanders kinda bug me because they're hard to get all the pasta out of when you wash them, and they take up too much space in the dishwasher. But I have NEVER ruined a pot of pasta with a colander because I couldn't work the fucker properly.

Thank dog I had more pasta in the cupboard. If I hadn't, I'd have driven to Hong Kong or Taiwan or whatever to take out the Pasta Pot people.

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I'm gonna have to get rid of this "Fobody's Nault" name. Every time I see it on my journal, I get Testament's cover of Aerosmith's "Nobody's Fault" in my head. Having the same song in your head every single day will drive ya nuts, even if you like the song.

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from: Nancy
to: Chris
subject: sager freelancers

Incoming! Incoming
Need indexer and proofreader for [blah blah blah snipped]

from: Chris
to: Nancy
subject: RE: sager freelancers

I hate this motherfucking job.

from: Nancy
to: Chris
subject: RE: sager freelancers

if you actually got to fuck the occasional mother, it would be a damned good job


That Nancy's a cool one.

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With whom was I talking about "Comfortably Numb" a while back? I was saying that I would have sworn I'd seen Joe Cocker on stage with Pink Floyd singing that song. Turns out it was Van Morrison with Roger Waters when he did that performance of The Wall at the Berlin Wall. How'd I get Van Morrison confused with Joe Cocker? Funk dat.

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Speaking of "fobody's nault," does anyone remember where that came from? Come on, folks, you can do it.