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I hate seeing people snuff out sneezes. Let it out, people! It feels goooood, yo!

Hmmm, it seems that I've already mentioned this. Oh well, it was two years ago--cut me some slack.

My mail scared the shit out of me yesterday. I had one thing that said something about "litigation settlement" on the outside, so I tore into it and the first word I saw was "MUSIC." For about three-quarters of a second, I thought, holy shit, I'm getting sued by the RIAA for downloading music. Turns out it was actually a check for $13.86 from that anti-trust suit against the music industry from a couple of years ago. I'd completely forgotten that.

At the building next door are construction/renovation people throwing carpet and shit out of an upstairs window into a dumpster below. I keep catching it out of the corner of my eye, and it's buggin' the shit out of me. I'm silly like that.

I've been quite delinquent in responding to comments lately. Sorry, I kinda have my head up my ass these days. I dig y'all the most, though.

If they don't buy me my very own (preferably red) pencil sharpener for my desk, I'm going to burn the building down.

I'm listening to the Probot disc and kinda digging it. Anything that involves Cronos can't be all bad. Oh, wait, yeah it can. (Not safe for work.)

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Toilets that flush so hard that you get splashed in the face if you stand around lolligagging should be eliminated.

Why was I lolligagging at the toilet? 'Cuz that's what I do. You got a problem with that?

linguaphile word of the day

excerebrose (eks-SER-ee-bros) adjective

Brainless.

[From Latin ex- (out of) + cerebrum (brain).]

"(Dvija Michael) Bertish, in a vituperative March letter that virtually
demands the presence of an unabridged dictionary, complained that 'The
excerebrose followers of Pastor White, many of whom are convicted
felons...'"
Brett Oppegaard; City Cultural Center: A New Approach to Old Issue;
The Columbian (Vancouver, Washington); May 18, 2003.

This week's theme: words for insults.