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[wickedflea]

Toilets that flush so hard that you get splashed in the face if you stand around lolligagging should be eliminated.

Why was I lolligagging at the toilet? 'Cuz that's what I do. You got a problem with that?

Comments

[ginamoog.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes I do.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Well, you can just get over it, Missy, because I am Free. Got that?

*wipes face*

[ginamoog.livejournal.com]

Got it.

*wipes face too*

[taffetaroses.livejournal.com]

our dorm toilets are like that. i have become a master of the 'flush and run.'

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

It's awful! And god forbid you should flush while sitting down. WHOO, that's COLD!

[taffetaroses.livejournal.com]

if you flushed ours while you were sitting down, you'd be blown out of the stall. not at all advisable.

[lulujenna.livejournal.com]

i have to jog out of the stall i use to avoid the "splash." YUCK!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Terrible. I'm thinking of throwing a few M-80s down mine. Of course, then I'd have to walk to another floor, and they're probably the same way. But I must have revenge, dammit!

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Why would you hang around a toliet with a lollipop anyway? Food and the potty don't mix.

:D

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Where I go, the lollipop goes. It's an oral gratification thing.