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Mar. 25th, 2004 07:25 pmSomeone I work with has an Aunt Bea voice. Not Southern, but definitely in the same register. I love her to death, but her voice drives me right up the wall.
Ya ever notice how people always say "I love her to death" right before they're going to say something bad about a person? "I love him to death, but his breath smells like a dead sewer rat." "I love her to death, but I'd punch her right in the neck if I got half a chance."
I got a haircut today. I thought about getting my homey![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
dorkontheloose to do it, but she's got enough going on right about now. Anyway, the girl who did it got me but GOOD. It's short as FUCK. I just wanted not to look like a homeless person anymore, and she hauled off and went all upside my head with them clippers. And I swear, every time I get a haircut, more gray shows up. It seemed like half of what was falling in my lap today was gray. People still tend to think I'm a lot younger than I am, though. Suckers.
Sometimes "negative" can be a really positive word.
I haven't had a Coke all day. But I have had a huge-ass coffee and a gigantic can of iced green tea.
This weekend I watched Home Movie, directed by American Movie director Chris Smith, and was utterly disappointed. I mean, I wasn't expecting it to be anywhere near as good as American Movie, but geez. It was like an episode of some lame cable show. Some of the people were kind of interesting at first, but it got old quickly.
Ya ever notice how people always say "I love her to death" right before they're going to say something bad about a person? "I love him to death, but his breath smells like a dead sewer rat." "I love her to death, but I'd punch her right in the neck if I got half a chance."
I got a haircut today. I thought about getting my homey
dorkontheloose to do it, but she's got enough going on right about now. Anyway, the girl who did it got me but GOOD. It's short as FUCK. I just wanted not to look like a homeless person anymore, and she hauled off and went all upside my head with them clippers. And I swear, every time I get a haircut, more gray shows up. It seemed like half of what was falling in my lap today was gray. People still tend to think I'm a lot younger than I am, though. Suckers.Sometimes "negative" can be a really positive word.
I haven't had a Coke all day. But I have had a huge-ass coffee and a gigantic can of iced green tea.
This weekend I watched Home Movie, directed by American Movie director Chris Smith, and was utterly disappointed. I mean, I wasn't expecting it to be anywhere near as good as American Movie, but geez. It was like an episode of some lame cable show. Some of the people were kind of interesting at first, but it got old quickly.
