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Someone bring me a cup of coffee that's about 5 feet tall, please? I slept like shit last night. Despite going to bed way early, I didn't get to sleep until almost 1:00. Then I woke up at 3:30 from a dream involving Cosmo Kramer and a Fast Times at Ridgemont High paperback and couldn't get back to sleep until probably 5:30. flarg

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Oh yeah. I also dreamed that I was in the French Quarter and couldn't figure out what I should be doing. At one point I was wandering around some liquor store even though I had no intention of buying anything. Then Fool and Evan Fager came in and were blitzed. They didn't look like they had much of an idea what to do next either. Next thing I knew, I was in a little movie theater where they were showing Ben Harper concert footage and people were dancing like it was an actual show. I took a seat and who should sit about three seats down from me but Britney Spears. She spread out a blanket over her seat and started smoking the hell out of some Camel Lights. Very strange stuff.

random fact

I can do the Rubik's Cube in two minutes flat. Learned it in the fifth grade. Back then I was a phenom; now I'm just a bitter old nerd.